WE'RE ALL SMILES HERE!

NOW I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO LAUGH TOO HARD, BUT HERE'S SOME JOKES FOR YA! 

On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: Let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out.
You know that smiley that used to advertise Walmart's low prices:  he ain't there no more 'cause he went square.
THE JOB ISN'T FINISHED UNTIL THE PAPER WORK IS DONE.

 The Treasury Department has issued a new dollar bill

 Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby girl.

"Congratulations!' says the nurse to the new parents. "Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?"

The puzzled father looks at his new baby girl and says, "Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name her Sum Ting Wong."

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